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me:i don't like him, i don't like him i don't like him, i don't like him, i don't like him. friend:yes u do. me:(sigh)i know :(
I lived in 01/01/01, 02/02/02, 03/03/03, 04/04/04, 05/05/05, 06/06/06, 07/07/07,08/08/08,09/09/09, 10/10/10!!!
I don't get jealous when I see my EX with someone else because my Mother always told me to give my old toys to the less fortunate.
Girl:Why are you following me? Boy:I am in love with you. Girl:Then you haven't met my friend. She's prettier and is standing behind you. Boy:(Looks)Nobody's there. Girl:If you really loved me you wouldn't have turned around.
God gave us two ears to hear, two eyes to see, and two hands to hold. But why only one heart? Because he wants us to find the other one.
Boy:I think you are ABCDEFGHIJK. Girl:What is that mean? Boy:Adorable, beautiful, charming, delightful, elegent, fiesty, gorgeous and hot. Girl:What is IJK mean? Boy:I'm just kidding.
Girl: JUST TALK TO HER! Boy: i cant! i love her, but she doesn't love me. Girl: she will- you're amazing, so just tell her! Boy: Ok i will....... i love you! Girl: i love you too. now go tell her!! Boy: i just did :))))))))) love you
Life would be perfect if: some girls had mute buttons, some guys had edit buttons, bad times had fast forward buttons, and good times had pause buttons.
I could write a biography about me. But all the things I 'liked' and all the groups I joined already told my story (:
True friendship isn't being inseparable, it's being separated and nothing changes.
A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause it said, "Error. Not long enough."
I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye.
A girl needs a blood transfusion, so her boyfriend gives her his. Months later they break up, and he wants his blood back. So she hands him a tampon and says she'll make monthly payments.

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Can't wait to lose my fridget-inity this summer holidays
In every group of drunken friends, There's the one who turns into a major flirt, The sloppy pissed drunk, The one who takes randum walks to no where alone drunk, The "i love you" drunk and the one who doesnt even get drunk and has to mind everyone else..
secretly worrying if you're adopted because you're the only black person in your family.
3 words 8 letters, easy to say, hard to prove: I am Jesus
Your not Irish if your childhood didn't consist of running across a few bales of hay!
Being scared to get out of the shower because you know it'll be freezing outside.
Hoping you get hit by a bus on your way to your exams. lol
Ireland.. Where if theres no room in the car, you shove someone into the boot.
ever look at your best friend and wonder why you're not comedians :)
That friend that you greet with an insult.
Covering yourself with custard and hiding in the fruit bowl with the bananas.
That 2 faced b*tch in your year that you and all your friends secretly hate :D
Dear guy sitting next to me, i can see you copying my test. - sincerely, joke's on you, i didn't study either
We've all done it:
The ruler says ''Shatterproof''
First instinct is to bend it...
Then break it by accident.....
funny idea; take a red pen with you into your exam, once you've finished go through your paper and mark it, writing the number of marks in the appropriate boxes, dont give yourself 100% so its realistic but safely an A*, hope the marker gets to your paper and thinks they've already marked that one :)

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My school is really famous, LOL JK, i go to Springfield, no one has heard the name
Teachers don't have sex with students in my school. LOL JK, I go to Grammar.
fallinq up the stairs ♥
We may have our ups and downs but you are amazing and I will always love you.
"Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of who I am, what I saw, what I did. But most of all... I am scared of walking out of this room and never feeling for the rest of my life, the way I feel when I'm with you."
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle :)
Like my mother always told me," give your useless toys to the less fortunate", thats why i don't care when i see you with my ex. : )
andai ku dapat memeluk mu kembali....
takkan pernah kulepas lagi dekapan ku dari mu
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
Remember that?
Dear Parents, I stay up late, fall out with friends, have a messy room, literally LIVE on my lap-top, I'm lazy, and I'm ALWAYS texting. Though mum, dad, I'm NOT the only teenager that acts like that. I am just a TYPICAL teenager. So don't think your doing anything wrong, because your not. To be honest, if I WASN'T doing any of these, things, THEN you should be worried. Sincerely, Teenagers everywhere.
CAUTION!!gossip at school is closer than it may appear!
when you see someone you hate...and they smile at you..its like world war 2 :O
P30pl3 wh0 t@1k lyk3 d!zz
GO BACK TO MYSPACE!!!!
I turned my phone onto "Airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever.
If fate means you to lose, give him a good fight anyhow:)
Parent: We need to talk.....
You: *OMG they found out about the alcohol stash under my bed, OMG someone told them about last night, OMG they no I'm not a virgin, OMG they'll know i didnt reaaly go to my friends house the other night, OMG if my sister told on me i swer... OMG i am so freeking dead!!!!!!!...*
Parent: Stop leaving all the lights on
You: *phew!*
Drake and Josh:
Say fort.
Fort.
Twice.
Fort, fort.
Spell three times.
F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T.
Now, Josh, what do you eat soup with?
A For-K! Ha-ha!
Really? Cuz I eat soup with a SPOON.
Yeah, dude. If you eat it with a fork, the l-
I KNOW!!
How come most of the blondes are hot, stupid, and forever single?
3pl chased by cops blond and brown and black Blond hid in a potato sack and the black hid in the tree and the brown hid in a dog house cps 2 dog house any1 in there Bark! Bark!2 tree any1 there Tweet! Tweet! Gos 2 potato sack any1 in there Potato! Potato!
Have you ever got grounded and your mom said ''go get me all you electronics'' and you very quickly deleted all mesages from phone, from facebook and delete all phone calls and history from your laptop??

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